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‘If Bible Characters Had iPhones’: John Crist’s New Insanely Hilarious Sketch

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Viral Christian comedians, John Crist and Trey Kennedy released a new comedy sketch, "If Bible Characters had iPhones," on Wednesday and the two-minute thirty-four-second one-liner roundup would even have the Apostle Paul himself smirking.


How has someone not thought of this sketch before? Viral Christian comedians, John Crist and Trey Kennedy released a new comedy sketch, “If Bible Characters had iPhones,” on Wednesday and the two-minute thirty-four-second one-liner roundup would even have the Apostle Paul himself smirking. Us on the other hand? We are still trying to pick ourselves up off the floor while simultaneously dabbing our eyes with our shirt-sleeve.

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Imagine it, the 5,000 fed with the help of PostMates, Jesus boasting a verified blue check mark, David insta-stalking Bethsheba, and that’s only the first 30 seconds.

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Our favorite joke? Too many to count, but we can’t lie the Mary and Joseph bit got us, got us good.

“Bro, I was talking to Mary and Joseph last week—they were trying to Priceline a hotel in Bethlehem, couldn’t find anything. They ended up having to Airbnb some, like, ‘rustic’ barn, dude. Brutal.”

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And here’s one more, we just can’t help ourselves.

“If Noah Instagram’s one more time about his DIY project, I’m done.”